I must admit I'm already chuckling (and sobbing) and I've only read the intro..
Have to give you an excerpt so that you mamas who know why Michael Jackson was REALLY dangling that baby over the balcony (30 minute napper) can join me in reading this hilarity:
...They want Everything you have and they want it now. They don't care about ruining your abs or killing your sex life, and they sure as hell don't give a shit that you only slept 4 hours last night. ... They want you to quit your job and pay attention to them. Any person, physical need or dream that pulls focus for even 5 seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries...